Fake Older Woman Troll

Chicks dig my white playa ass so much that even old mother hens follow me around like flies on shit. They just know a fly man when they see one. I got this one chickie in particular, a bitch from the east coast. I haven't actually read flygirl's shit because the pics make my ADHD got into overdrive. But this older Satan worshipping slut obviously likes young flyboys such as myself. I bet she'd be all over K-fed like a fly on his shit. I know she wants to suck my d, I'm just confident of it.

From what my homies tell me, she's a wannabee poseur goody goody. Trust me, she's itchin' to break up those legs and spread 'em for yours truly. Why else would an old hag who flashes the goodies but covers her face, hang on a site for twenty somethings? If she can't jump on this dick she'd jump on it all just to get to this dick. Like I said, holmeses, why else would she spend her off time chillin' with my homies and sluts? Don't she got friends her age? asked some of my homies. Nah, it's all right, I says, it's cool, bros, she needs to mother hen-pecker somebody. She must not got no boys to raise, just slut juniors. Yo, bros! I got a grand idea. You think she'd let me jump on her and her daughter? Shiiit, I'd wait 'til the kid turned sixteen. Shiiit, I ain't against tappin' it as long as it's above ten. You know what they say, if it's old enough to pee....shiiiit, R Kelly can get some of that young stuff, why can't I? I be better and more chillin than R, yo bros, high five and hollah this way.

Reminds me of when I almost got nabbed by that pedophile punisher on tv, what the fuck is his name...yeah, yeah, you would seen my ass on tv gettin' rung through the slung by those freaky deaks with cameras, and I be forever memorialized in celluloid where my homies can canonize me forever. So I wanted to some ass, so fucking what. I ain't above getting some young tail. No big deal. These stupid parents make it a big deal, you know those girls want it. They can be Barbie, I'll be Ken, shiiiit, if they ain't ready to go all the way, I ain't against some oral.

Mother Hen, I like that. I'm waitin' for Ho-me mama to come down and give me a slice. Bitch can come on up in that used up snatch and ride my tool all night long. I might even buy her a snack. I'd sprinkle her face with my jizz and drizzle on her tongue like icing. Old hags know how to suck dick. Shiiit, if she's haggard I just bend her white ass over and do it from behind. Maybe she'll let me call her Steve without asking me a million fuckin' questions 'bout it. Even better, maybe she'll be deaf and blind, she's already dumb.

All right! Do you think she'll take my beer dollahs? Shiiit, maybe I won't have to dissolve some DCB special magic in her drink! Talk about no respect, I never even linked this corn hoe pussy on my other site. Duh, you think she'd get the hint that she ain't shit 'til she opens her mouth wide and says, Ahhh, let me swallow it all my white master. Gotta wax sympathetic and give a bored public servant some action.