Wednesday, October 18, 2006

THE CLASSIC DCB HALLOWEEN COCKTAIL

Ok boyz and girlz, brothas and hoes. it's time for to roll out the red carpet and present my favorite Halloween cocktail. Every so often I'm gonna give you some insight into what makes me rock and what makes me roll. This stuff I created is smackety smack tasty and gonna make you spin and hit the fan like Barry on crack. The recipe is a bit complicated so follow along closely. Took me several tries.

The DCB - Halloween Afro-Diesel-iac

I bottle of Gilbey's vodka
Half a pint of tonic
Six used tampons steeped in boiling water for 30 mins, Super Sized works best (I borrow my sister's)
Six used condoms, contents scooped (siphoning it with your mouth is a bonus treat, like
licking the beater clean)

Mix all ingredients together. Add tampon juice last, stir slowly and lovingly. Pour into highball glass, add tampon as a swizzle stick. Will bring out the mad mojo.