Any chickie dees want to spread 'em for me tonight? Come at eight pm.
Any dudes want to exchange some mutual masturbation techniques? Come at ten when I'm just gettin' started on the hot toddy's.
See you tonight. Meet me downstairs. You can't miss me, just follow the trail of thick, curly pubic hairs down the steps. I'm the big 6'1 wooly bear with a beer gut and exotic schoolboy looks.
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