Break On Through To the Other Side

Sometimes I like bacon and sometimes I like eggs. Sometimes I eat breakfast in the morning and sometimes I eat it for dinner. Brothas on a beer budget understand this, for the rest of you, a big fuck you if you can't relate.

Sometimes I like walnuts, alotta times I be diggin' my hand in the communal beer nut bowl at Happy Hour. Fuck all that pie in the sky shit about germs. When your dick's been around like mine, you don't care about some weasly pussy shit like germs in a beer nut bowl.

And lotsa times I be thinking about nuts on my chin. Lately, cuz the chicks are onto my game and tired of my rap (it's hard to keep up with K-Fed), I like to bend over like rover and get a good rimmin'. Ya can lick my bowl clean any time, it don't make me gay. Whats up with this homo shit everybody be talkin' 'bout just 'cuz I likes to do some group grope and a little oral now and then?

I'm gonna be lookin' for a butt plug tonight. Hopefully he ain't as hairy as I and minds his P&Qs. Whatsa P & Q? He aint a pussy and he aint a queer.

Yo, you interested? Email me at dcb@dcbachelor.com

Or my alternate email: roosh4@yahoo.com